If you're reading this, congratulations! You can read english! Si puedes leer esto, enhorabuena, puedes leer españoles!
And, apparently, since no one believes you unless it's "ZOMG IN UR sIDEBAR", I'm deaf, autistic, and a few other things (Marfan's, arthritis, scoliosis). Basically, my mom shouldn't have smoked 2 packs a day when I was in her womb.